Upstairs bedrooms and bathrooms were unveiled on The Block this week, and while one team deserved first place, the remaining rankings were harder to digest than full cream milk.
Let’s process some of the major issues …
LUKE AND JASMIN CAME FIRST
Luke and Jasmin’s bedroom is the most clucky-inducing space I’ve ever encountered. It’s the sort of room that’d convince the Octomom to have another eight kids.
The wallpaper is everything. The lights are everything. And that hanging chair is everything. There’s nothing to fault here.
This kid-themed reveal from Luke and Jasmin is one to remember.
The bathroom is equally delicious and speaks perfectly to the style of the other ensuites in this home. Luke and Jasmin have a consistent design scheme rolling out across the property that’ll see them win come auction day. Sadly the same can’t be said for the team that came second.
JIMMY AND TAM CAME JOINT SECOND
While Jimmy and Tam delivered a bedroom that was better than some of their others, it was filled with too much joinery.
The bench seat in particular, cutting across the window, looks odd. The top of it is so thin that I’d need to go on Michelle Bridges’ 12 Week Body Challenge just to be sure it’d hold me. Overall it’s a room that feels a bit busy.
The bathroom walls are, in no uncertain terms, completely diabolical. I believe it’s a new paint colour called ‘Last at Auction’. Like most of the Bachelor in Paradise cast, it’s too loud and completely off-putting.
The advice from Shaynna around turning