If It Sounds Too Good To Be True, What Do You Think?

It appears that I have reached the point in life where I have difficulty accepting the premise that when something sounds too good to be true it almost certainly is too good to be true. Or, perhaps it’s not age related but ingrained in our DNA; we want more for less, something for nothing, always searching for the deal of the century. Later living to regret it.

Every day I find myself bombarded with countless ads and emails offering everything from handy gadgets, to fabulous furniture, to complete new kitchens or bathrooms, all at ridiculously low prices. As hard as I try to avoid even glancing at these limitless offerings my fingers pay no attention to my brain. Taking on a life of their own, they click to open every offer that has managed to avoid my spam or junk folder. And each time I succumb to the lure of the must have LED flashlight with built-in can opener, that’s “cheap at half the price”, I am disappointed yet again. Why don’t I learn?

I saw a young woman on TV who totaled her car, which she had named BRAD (while insured by a company that we should switch to immediately). I think she took her settlement and created a web-site named after Brad that offers terrific DEALS, but only if you act very quickly. Most of this stuff is too good to be true, or too cheap to be good. But that doesn’t stop us. I purchased a set of outdoor furniture (some assembly required); six chairs and two foot rests, guaranteed not to rust for a year. I’m too embarrassed to reveal how low the price was. It took two full days to assemble, after a two-week wait for the missing parts to be shipped from California. The …

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